// ARCADE — PRIVACY WARFARE
Dodge the FLOUK surveillance cameras. Tap or press Space to flap. Outfly the hunter drones and escape through the TURNFLOCKOFF.COM portal.
// MORE GAMES
A snake.io-style battle arena. In testing now — launching soon.
🐍 COMING SOON! //GTFO // #GET THE FLOCK OFF! // #PRIVACY MATTERS
They built a network to watch you. We built a store to help you disappear from it.
// PRODUCT CATALOG v3.0
Every tool engineered around one principle: your movement data belongs to you.
"TURN FLOCKOFF" original distortion-art tee. Front: hooded figure + surveillance X. Back: "Many will follow the flock. Few will question the shepherd."
TURN FLOCK OFF with the camera-lens O, dove of peace crossing out the spy cam, and glowing green #PRIVACYMATTERS. Privacy. Freedom. Our Future. Not For Sale. Unisex, S–3XL.
40+ printable anti-surveillance stickers on one 8.5×11 sheet. Preview is watermarked — checkout unlocks the clean high-res download instantly. Print on any DTF/sticker paper.
Infrared LED array saturates ALPR camera sensors. Invisible to human eye. USB-C powered, IP65 rated. (prototype — for art purposes only)
The classic nose-and-glasses disguise — a fun way to support the cause. May or may not have TURNFLOCKOFF.COM branding on the side. Facial recognition keys on your nose as a central landmark… this gives it a different nose. (novelty item — no anti-surveillance guarantees)
Six hi-res phone backgrounds (1170×2532). Pick a design, download, spread the signal.
Ultra-reflective plate frame with polarized optical coating. Washes out ALPR angle shots.
Precision-cut leaf-shaped magnetic cover. Blocks one plate character. Looks natural.
The future is watching — make it see you. Cyberpunk California-style display plate. FLOCKOFF™ branded, dystopian cityscape, surveillance eye graphic. Patent pending.
Photoreflective aerosol overexposes ALPR sensors in low-light. Clear coat, 6–12 month hold.
The complete weekend-ready playbook to organize a credible campaign when your town considers Flock/ALPR cameras: 3-week plan, FOIA templates, the 6-point ask, council scripts, one-pager & press kit. Instant PDF at checkout. (educational — not legal advice)
Comprehensive PDF: what ALPR/Flock really is, the real numbers, your rights, a ready-to-send FOIA template, a council script, data-broker removal steps, and 4 printable protest signs. Opens instantly at checkout — save as PDF.
A guided opt-out command center: enter your info once (stays in your browser), accept the terms, and get pre-filled deletion requests plus one-click routing to 16 data brokers, Do Not Call, breach checks, and free credit freezes — with saved progress. Instant access at checkout.
Crowdsourced ALPR camera map. Route around surveillance hotspots. iOS + Android.
Register under a Montana LLC — legally separate your name from your vehicle. One-time lifetime registration fee.
Submit a Freedom of Information Act request to find out if your plate data has been shared with federal agencies. Free. Legal. Powerful.
// FRAME COLLECTION
Matte black aluminum frame. Subtle red accent line. FLOCKOFF™ logo centered at bottom. Minimal, clean, legal and fully readable.
Ultra-thin matte black frame. No text on front. Subtle geometric honeycomb texture border. Clean, stealthy and fully readable.
Black frame with bold red graphics. "TURN FLOCKOFF" message at bottom. Eye-with-slash icons on each side. Fully legal and readable.
Optically clear polycarbonate cover. Protects plate from dirt and debris. Small corner logos only. No tint or obstruction. Plate 100% readable.
Pattern disruption frame. QR codes, overlapping shapes, mismatched eyes and a mouth — designed to confuse optical pattern recognition. Statement art piece.
$50 reward for verified proof of lawful ALPR decommissioning. No vandalism. Authorized removal only.
IR Array + Phantom Frame + Ghost Spray + ALPR Guide. Max coverage. Save $57. Add the FlockOff Plate for the full statement.
// WHO WE ARE
// ORIGIN
// THE PROBLEM
// OUR STAND
// THE MISSION
// GET IN TOUCH
Questions, wholesale inquiries, or talk privacy.
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// REWARD PROGRAM
// REWARD: $50 DONATION
// SUBMIT DOCUMENTATION
// LEGEND
// REPORT A CAMERA — CLICK MAP TO DROP PIN
⚠ Only report cameras you have personally observed.
// OSM LIVE FEED
// LEGAL ACTION — CALIFORNIA ALPR VIOLATIONS
If you drove in California and your plate was scanned by a Flock Safety ALPR camera on commercial or private property without your consent, you may be entitled to $2,500 minimum in statutory damages per scan under the California Invasion of Privacy Act.
// REGISTER YOUR CLAIM
⚖ BEFORE YOU SUBMIT — READ THIS:
By submitting this form you confirm you are a California resident or were scanned in California, and you consent to be contacted by FlockOff LLC and affiliated legal partners regarding potential legal action related to unauthorized ALPR scanning of your vehicle.
Questions? turnflockoff@gmail.com | @FlockOFF
Click the map to drop a pin at this location, or use your current position.
Reports are shared with the FlockOff community. Submit only what you personally observed.
// THE DOCUMENTED FACTS — NOT THEORY
// YOUR FLOCKOFF ACTION KIT — FOUR PARTS. USE ALL OF THEM.
These tools are written to work. Part 3 first — get your city's actual numbers, then bring them to your council with Parts 1 and 2. Officials respond to local data more than national statistics. Make it personal. Make it local. Make it impossible to ignore.
// VERIFIED SOURCES & ALLIES
MANY WILL FOLLOW THE FLOCK.
FEW WILL QUESTION THE SHEPHERD.
Be one of the few. Use this kit. File the request. Show up to the meeting.
Sources: Electronic Frontier Foundation; Institute for Justice; ACLU; KQED; SF Standard; MPR News; KUNC/CBS Colorado (Fort Collins); Signal Cleveland; Central Current (Syracuse); The Source (Bend, OR); University of Washington Center for Human Rights; Rep. Krishnamoorthi; Sen. Wyden; NBC News. All figures verified as of June 2026. Verify before citing in official settings. This kit is written and published by FlockOff LLC. Informational only — not legal advice. FlockOff LLC is not affiliated with the EFF, ACLU, Fight for the Future, or Institute for Justice, though we stand with their work.
// SUPPORT THE MISSION
Help us map surveillance networks, fight back in city councils, and keep the ALPR database growing. Every dollar funds the fight for your privacy.
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// FUND THE MOVEMENT
Every dollar funds awareness campaigns, legal resources, and community tools. Email receipt sent automatically.
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// FOIA INTELLIGENCE TOOL — ADMIN ONLY
This tool queries public government sources, OpenStreetMap Overpass API, and public FOIA databases for known ALPR camera deployments. All data is from public record. Results can be approved and pushed directly to the community map.
// QUERY PUBLIC ALPR DATA
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// FOIA REQUEST LETTER GENERATOR
// KNOWN FLOCK SAFETY DEPLOYMENT AGENCIES
Publicly known agencies with documented Flock Safety contracts (from news reports, city council records, and public procurement databases).
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// CHECKOUT — STEP 1 OF 4
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// OPTIONAL: UPLOAD PROOF OF LAWFUL INTENT
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// CHECKOUT — STEP 3 OF 4
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Men's: heavy black cotton tee | Women's: racerback tank top
Register under a Montana LLC — legally separating your personal name from your vehicle registration. One-time fee, lifetime registration. No annual renewals.
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Runs 70 automated checks across all site systems and generates an AI bug report.
// 1. CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED
The First Amendment protects documenting surveillance infrastructure. Selling ALPR awareness tools is no different than publishing a book about them. EFF, ACLU, and EPIC all confirm this is protected speech.// 2. THE PROBLEM IS REAL & DOCUMENTED
200,000+ Flock Safety cameras. Data shared with 2,000+ agencies. No warrant required. Insurance companies, repo agents, and private investigators buy this data. The harm is documented by the EFF (2023 report).// 3. WAZE DOES THE SAME THING — LEGALLY
Waze has 150M users reporting police locations and speed cameras. Google Maps does the same. FlockWare is functionally identical. The legal precedent is established.// 4. MASSIVE UNDERSERVED MARKET
79% of Americans are concerned about corporate data use. No mainstream brand fights commercial surveillance. FlockOff is first mover in a growing market.// 5. THE CLASS ACTION IS LEGITIMATE
California Civil Code creates real statutory damages for unauthorized surveillance. Multiple attorneys have filed similar cases. FlockOff aggregates plaintiffs — same model as every class action aggregator.// 6. EXPLICITLY PROHIBITS ILLEGAL USE
3 checkout checkboxes. Per-product legal disclaimers. Node Offline has "NO VANDALISM" warnings. FlockWare says "lawful awareness only." More CYA than most legitimate retailers.// 7. PERFECT TIMING
Congress debating ALPR regulation. States introducing transparency bills. Cultural momentum shifting on surveillance. FlockOff rides this wave as the consumer brand — like Patagonia for privacy.Enter the email address you signed up with. If it matches an account, you'll receive a secure reset link.
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// ADDED TO CART
Unisex heavy black cotton. Poster print front. Size ships with your order.